Agua, Azucarillos y Aguardiente: A Night at the Zarzuela

Remember that time I told myself to take Frances Mayes’s advice and make Spain new again? I’m really trying. Honest. I mean, what could get more new than a fresh coat of “pijo” white paint on our walls after the bug infestation? And a new grade at school?

Friday rolled around again, and instead of the normal school-nap-beer routine, I substituted hops for hoops – hooped skirts, that is. My friend Inma belongs to the Compañía Sevilla de Zarzuela, a sort of traveling singing group, and invited me to an encore performance of their popular Agua, Azucarillos y Aguardiente performance.

I’d heard of zarzuela, an art form made popular in Madrid in the mid 19th Century. Truth be told, I was sitting on the beach of Las Rodas on the Atlantic isle of the Isla Ciès in August 2010, laying on my stomach on white sand. My weathered old copy of Iberia, a Michener classic with reed-thin and yellowed pages lay open on my towel. I thumbed through the colossal book’s 800 pages, stopping at a black and white photo of women dressed in an old-fashioned type of dress resembling a traje de flamenco with puffy sleeves and carnations perched atop a simple white bonnet. Quickly flipping to the beginning of the novel, where Michener describes his first days on the Iberian Penninsula, I worked my way halfway through the book before lending it to a student who went to Los Angeles for three month, never arriving to the latter chapters on Madrid. Andrés, bring back my book in one piece, please!!

Agua, Azucarillos y Aguardiente is the story of a much-smitten Asia and her mother, who have come to Madrid from Valdepatatas, a forlon town with no real inspiration for the young poet from her looks of total distress when her mother suggests they move back there to relieve some debts. When the casero comes knocking for his rent money, rollers-and-housedress-clad Mamá scrambles, saying her lovesick daughter’s rich boyfriend will lend them the money.

The Cast of Agua, Azucarillos y Aguardiente. Can you spot me?

Zarzuela surged in the latter half of the 18th century as a folly directed towards social commentary, a way to entertain the masses before the onslaught of TV and Internet by way of poking fun of plitics, current events and the vida cotidiana, daily life. Bu using exaggerations and larger-than-life characters mixed with influences of Italian opera, a new genre was born. Zarzuelas are often an eclectic mixture of song, spoken dialogue and humor.

When Asia and her mother, who has never met the rich Serafín, set out to ask him for money, they find themselves in the Recoletos park in a beautiful and wealthy area of Madrid. Here Pepa, the wisecracking barmaid, and her husband Lorenzo are having a discussion about money that Serfín has promised them on the day before the Feast of San Lorenzo. Pepa is protagonized as a larger woman who gives her husband a bit of tough love, and their height difference in the Sevilla troupe was hilariously perfect. Pepa is soon confronted by Manuela, a lovely barmaid who also sells water and aguardiente to the patrons of Recoletos. As it turns out, Manuela is the new girlfriend of Pepa’s old flame. The two women bicker about who has the right to be selling drinks in that square of Recoletos before Asia and her mother show up to wait for Serafín. As Don Alquilino, the landlord, realizes, the 100 pesetas circulating between the hands of the cast of characters is, in fact, Serafín’s, and he is using his status as the son of an ex-minister to puff up his status. Towards the end of the night, the fighting barmaids and their men celebrate the Feast of San Lorenzo and Serafín appears, realizing he has been swindled of both wallet and pants.

A Page, Manuela and Lorenzo - Compañía Sevillana de Zarzuela

It was clear that the play takes place in turn-of-the-century Madrid for its mentions of Recoletos, Colón, Paseo de la Castellana, but for being a present-day sevillano production, there was mention ofthe liderazgo of Seville football team Betis in the BBVA league, of the crisis, and of sevillano speak (mi arma, duh). For being something composed in the last years of the 19th Century, the humor added to serious subjects allowed for the company to sing their way into the hearts of a packed house in Joaquín Turina. The cast was brought onstage for two encores, voices as big as the puffy sleeves on the women.

For doing something new, my faith is renewed in looking for new things to do in the Hispalense. I’ve dabbled in flamenco and done my obligatory bullfight, but I feel like I’ve only scratched the surface of cultural offerings in Sevilla. The offering of humor and poking at social issues reminded me of my 18th birthday, when I took a few friends to Chicago to see a Second City performance. As the improv show was sold out, we chose the smaller stage for a show called “Pants on Fire,” a hilarious take on the Iraq War. I was practically on the floor laughing as my friends stared, dumbfounded (I have been reading the newspaper since I was barely old enough to do more than understand the comics). I sometimes feel like I live in a expat Seville bublble, far away from the economic crisis and the social reforms taking place.

All I needed was a little joke, and maybe an aguardiente, to put me back in my place.

Have you got anything I should do or see in Seville that’s not on my bucketlist? Or other ideas for the bigger cities? Have you heard of zarzuela? Are there popular artforms that are characteristic of your region or country?

So, Wanna Talk Travel?

Here I am, another Monday afternoon, blogging when I should really be studying for the DELE. But, as time in Spain is if nothing a conundrum, I’ve just learned the format of the whole exam has changed, so as I’m waiting for an answer as to whether or not my two books are obsolete, it’s time for a survey! Throwback to the days I still had an AOL screen name!

Like the links, this is a virtual game of tag through travel blogs. Someone tags me, I answer these questions, then like one of those annoying chain letters, I send it away! Below I’ve listed a few who haven’t done it yet.

A: Age you went on your first international trip: I hopped across the border for the first time just before turning four. My dad, bless his heart, tried to translate a menu and told me he thought they had donuts. Having always had my mother’s sweet tooth, I jumped for joy. Dad no speak-o the Spanish-o and I cried for hours as my tongue burned. Good thing this is a family anecdote, because travel is one of my greatest interests, and I’ve been traveling internationally since age 15.

B: Best (foreign) beer you’ve had and where: Asking me what my favorite beer is? I might as well chop off the fingers typing this to not have to choose! I love, LOVE beer. Dark, amber, red, you name it! But rather than choosing a beer, I’ve come to appreciate the atmosphere in which I’ve had it. Memorable ones? My first real Guinness in Dublin, a local favorite in Chicago with friends (312, I fully admit I am infatuated with you), toasting my beautiful cousin Christina with a Skinny Dip in Breckenridge. Favorite Spanish beer is SO easy though: Estrella Galicia. Crisp, full of body, and refreshing with a tabla of polbo a feira.

C: Cuisine (favorite): Again, this is torture and I am second-guessing my willingness to do this survey. I always say I’ll travel on the cheap,. but how can you when there’s a big old pizza staring at you in Florence, or the pastries in Paris are practically begging you to pay 8€ for 100g? I make sure to splurge on at least one good, local meal when I travel. My most memorable meal? Fresh seafood a la plancha, papas arrugá and mojo picón with my most favorite man in the world in a seaside, family-run restaurant. I remember the exact shade of pink he was on his cheeks and what we were both wearing. I was already in love with him by then, but, man, what I wouldn’t give to recreate that meal and that company.

D: Destinations, favorite, least favorite and why: Can I cheat and say Chicago? Or Seville? These are clearly the two world cities I know best, and being able to show my friends around either is a true pleasure. Apart from that, I fell in love with Paris and Budapest. Like Liz, I was severely disappointed with Brussels. It rained, our hostel was inhabited with stinky dudes, and I felt that, apart from the beer, it really lacked personality.

There’s no place like home.

E: Event you experienced abroad that made you say “wow”: Standing underneath the Eiffel Tower for the first time. Walking through the Sachsenhausen Concentration Camp with a German friend on a bitterly cold afternoon in January. Experiencing celebrating a World Cup victory in Spain. contemplating just how old the Acropolis is.

I’m one of those people who things even car rides can be an adventure, so my years of travel have been nothing short of a series of “wow” moments. That’s the thing about travel (think of me as a guidebook-toting Carrie Bradshaw): you somehow end up discovering that there’s more to a place than its famous sites. Each city has breathed a different form of life into me, from sophistication to hospitality to empathy. I think I’m extremely fortunate for all of this, but it’s the life I chose, and I’m hellbent on continuing it.

F: Favorite mode of transportation: Presidente Zapatero, you may be a bit of an idiot, but your dedication to maintaining Spain’s well-traversed train lines has afforded me more travel in this great land than In thought possible. I remember my first train trip in Europe: me, my best friend from elementary school, and a 20something Canadian named Heather. I loved the old-fashioned sleeper cars, letting my hands drift in the breeze outside and the slow churning under my bones. Us Americans love our cars, and it’s a shame: there’s little more romantic than train travel. I even get to take one everyday to work (although it’s a four-minute trip).

Sleeper Car in Romania. Creeped. The. F. Out.

G: Greatest feeling while traveling: I think this sums it up: This is the center of the universe at this moment unless you’re looking in another direction or are thinking about something from a long time ago, in which case it will wait quietly right here until you return.

As, the wise words of Story People. Travel is one of those great paradoxes of human existence – how you can let one thing go for a bit, and return to it if you choose. Travel lets me live the here and now, to contemplate my place in a big, big world, to remember where I came from. I’m someone constantly mulling over the past and contemplating the future, but travel somehow shakes that out of me, however so briefly, until I can come up for air and realize what matters is the here and now. What else has the same properties?

H: Hottest place you’ve traveled to: I LIVE in the hottest place I’ve ever traveled to! 47º at 7pm? Not normal, Spain. Not normal.

I: Incredible service you’ve experienced and where: I’ve been so well taken care of around the world. As most people know, European service is crap, but I will always remember my first trip to Germany. I stayed with my former roommate Eva´s family in Meerbusch, about halfway in between Düsseldorf and Cologne. Her mother, the incredibly likeable Stephanie, welcomed me at the airport as if I were here daughter, and showered me with gummibears and Kinder chocolate. The woman told me she was repaying me for being kind to her daughter, who was, in fact, a smaller and blonder version of herself. I got teary leaving their house a few days later. Amazing how a bit of kindness can go a long way.

Entre familia in Meerbusch

J: Journey that took the longest: Coming home from China. Up at 3am, to the airport by 5, flight Harbin-Beijing of two hours. Wait time of five hours after my family left. Long ride from the schnazzy new terminal to the communist block of the old one. 10.5 hours next to a man who thought it ok to talk the whole trip to Paris. Layover in deGaulle. Poor airline food (ew, Salmon? Really, Air France?) and a very chatty Spaniard. Lost bag. Hour to the bus station. Six-hour ride to Seville. Ten minute walk home. Four days of jetlag.

Awesome is trying snack in Beijing. Not awesome is a 36-hour trip back.

K: Keepsake from your travels: When I first went to Disneyworld at age 10, my parents bought my sister and I a few of those character pins at a kiosk. Sine then, I’ve been adding to my collection from sights all around the world. My last one was from the GAA museum in Dublin; a jersey of the team my Irish family roots for. I also buy a bajillion postcards and have no idea what to do with them.

L: Let-down sight, why and where: I expected a bit more from Dracula’s Castle. while it was beautiful, I had no idea it was built and inhabited so recently! Even still, the weather was crap, so the place was menacing. And the rest stop nearby sold gummy fangs, so all ended well. As a city, I dislike both Brussels and London.

M: Moment where you fell in love with travel: Maybe it was buying a knock-off Italian football jersey with my closest childhood friend in an obscure plaza in Rome. It was my third foreign country, and the nostalgia of being away from home had long worn off (hello, doomed train ride to Paris!). Megan and I have never had a lot of similar interests (she is a skilled eco farmer and aeronautical engineer. She is clearly smarter and a better recycler than me, though we did love playing Runaway Princesses and soccer growing up), but in hat moment, travel equalized us. I started to grasp the power travel has to endure common experiences. I haven’t put that Batistuto jersey on in ages, but refuse to part with it.

N: Nicest hotel you’ve stayed in: Like Christene, I love a gritty hostel. But when I was about nine, my sister’s skating team stayed in Jumer’s Hotel in Peoria, Illinois, and it was so much fun sleeping next to knights. I also slept with dinosaurs and in caves with my Girl Scout troop, and have not-so-accidentally fallen asleep on beaches.

I’ve only stayed in one five-star hotel, and that was in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria. Kike’s friend got married there, and we went last minute. Kike offered to pay my roundtrip airfare, and I got the hotel bill. Joke was on me, because his charge was 175€ and mine 200 after taxes. Regardless, we had a beautiful view of the Banderas beach and rocky coves, and it was a nice way to end my first year in Spain.

O: Obsession—what are you obsessed with taking pictures of while traveling?: Plenty. Street signs, food, doors. Marrakesh was like a dream to me with so many colors and interesting profiles. Careful, though! Some Muslims believe that taking pictures steals one’s soul, so many shy away from the camera. I often asked if it was ok.

Doors in Dublin. So striking against the grey skies.

P: Passport stamps, how many and from where? I am too lazy to get up and look for it (we painted and things are a jumble), but I will tell you that, in six years, I have filled all but two pages.

Q: Quirkiest attraction you’ve visited and where: My dad suggested we go to Gatorland while on a family trip to Florida, and sixteen-year-old me cringed. I appeased, as it was his birthday, and thankfully so: the place was so cheesy, but my extended family and I had a really fun day just goofing off. I also took a long trip home from Iowa City once with Lisa and visited all kinds of sights on I-80: the world’s largest truck stop (should that be a proper noun?), Herbert Hoover’s childhood home, etc.

My dream quirk place? Dinotopia, a dinosaur theme park outside of Teruel, Spain. Kike, get on this.

R: Recommended sight, event or experience: I’ve got millions, and I’m happy to offer. The biggest one I can recommend is to do some research. This doesn’t mean to plan an itinerary to the minute, nor cram everything into your trip (Hello, Danny Tanner and the Tanner family trip to Disney World!). Instead, have an idea of what you absolutely must see. If you’re in Northern Spain and was to see the Guggenheim, why not search out an idyllic beach and relax, too? Or spend out of your budget for a good meal? A little bit of elbow grease (in a technological way, of course), can lead to something really, really special.

Without a leap (or mule ride) of faith, we would have never gotten to this lost village in the Atlas Mountains.

S: Splurge; something you have no problem forking over money for while traveling: A good, good meal. That’s what makes traveling with Lauren so great: she’s a big (as well as talented!) cook, so my trips with her have revolved around the buen comer. Helen and I also spend loads on a last meal together overlooking the Alhambra in Granada, and taking my family and tour guide out to a neighborhood restaurant in Beijing was a delight. There are few things I love more than good food and good company.

T: Touristy thing you’ve done: My parents made me do that stupid tour bus and boat tour in Seville after I’d lived here several months. Vom.It. I will do walking tours to get some general history, but draw the line at one of those double-decker buses and headsets.

U: Unforgettable travel memory: Again, tough. More recently, I went to Romania and stayed in a traditional town of 2500 people. We were there during Easter and woke up to the nearby church prayers. My first solo trip to Florence was also exhilarating, and I drank in art and the art of the manggio with the best of them. And coming home to a supportive family is something I won’t soon forget, either.

My best travel accessory (although I can’t always bring them along!)

V: Visas, how many and for where? : Two: one from Spain (scariest picture in the worldddd hello overtweezing) and one from China, from a trip I took with my family in early 2009.

W: Wine, best glass of wine while traveling and where?: I typically don’t order wine with meals, but here’s a few good recs for Seville. La Cocina del Dr. X (C/ Evangelista, Triana) and Las Golodrinas (C/Antillano Campos, Triana) have incredible housewines. I was spoiled by living in the Ribera del Duero region of Spain, one of the foremost wine producers in the country, so I love a hearty red, or an Albariño from the Galician Rias Baixas.

X: eXcellent view and from where?: I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of looking at the Puente de Triana lit up at night. Unspoiled, unchanged and unforgettable. Thankfully, my mother-in-law painted us a gorgeous view, so we can enjoy it from our couch now that I live so far away from the river.

Y: Years spent traveling?: After a quick two months abroad studying castellano, I moved to Spain to learn some more Spanish. I am now an EU resident and have logged more than four years in Europe. Funny how life is, right?

Z: Zealous sports fans and where?: Nothing and No one will ever replace my Boys in Black, the Iowa Hawkeyes, but I have to admit I have bought in to the European Football craze since the World Cup. I spent my days glued to a TV (even going so far as to leave the beach and walk a ways to watch Spain take on Uruguay!), and finally celebrated with Spaniards and Dutch alike the the Plaza María Pita in Coruña. But, I’m a true verdiblanca. ¡Viva Er Beti!

Con mi fan prefe der Beti

Oooh who to choose?

How about Lauren? And James? He’ll have some great stories. And I pick Kristen, too! Oooh, and can’t forget Ashlee!

 

On Spanish Tacos and Balls.

Ah, Spain. Land of bullfighters, flamenco, tapas and tacos.

Wait, no. That’s Mexico. Four years later, my friends do ask me, “How delicious are the tacos in Spain? I bet you don’t want to eat any when you’re home.”

Quite the opposite, amigos. To a Spaniard, edible tacos are much too spicy, and tacos to a Spaniard is a generic word for swear word, meaning the same as palabrota. A Spaniard’s favorite taco? I mean, joder and mierda more than get their due, but in the South, cojones reigns supreme.

It makes sense, when you think about it. I remember when I went to the hallowed ground at Pompeii and was initially shocked with the remains of a woman trying to crawl away from the lava, only to be preserved for camera-happy tourists by being swallowed up by ash. Then, on our free hour to explore, I noticed strange symbols on streets and buildings: a phallic symbol. Come on, we’re in the Mediterranean, and everyone knows that machismo is alive and well here.

That’s right, cojones is best translated as balls.

I’ve gotten an exercise in the language this weekend at the Novio and I have been painting our 42 square meter casa (and here is your special mention, corazón). From the extreme temperatures to the falling plaster work, the word cojones has converted itself into the taco del día, the swear word of choice.

I once read a book that talked about the meaning of the word, which claimed that in older ages, having cojones was another way to say one was courageous. I am exposed to the Spanish language the majority of my day, and I’ve heard that expression infrequently. The cojones I’m talking about conjure disgust, exasperation and good old anatomy.

The very definition of Cojones – El Cid Campeador

Estar hasta los cojones – to be sick of something

Literally meaning to be sick of something, cojones can be replaced with el mono (bun), la polla, narices, or any other body part. Since it’s got the use of a taco, it’s typically for anything severe. For example, Estaba hasta los cojones de sus tonterías might mean, He was sick of her silly games. Likewise, Estoy hasta el moño con este trabajo, is a more polite way of saying you’re f-ing sick of your job.

Tocar los cojones – to annoy, to be annoyed

This is the Novio’s favorite, and it’s often said to me! Tocar los cojones (pelotas, polla, huevos) is meant to express being bothered by something. Generally, it’s used in the negative command form, or in the positive present simple form. My nov loves to tell me, No me toques los cojones, or don’t bother me/stop doing that/you’re being annoying, go away. In the simple form, however, it states a fact and that something annoys you on a regular basis. Repasar este puto blog me toca los cojones. Proofreading this blog annoys me (hence the many mistakes).

Por cierto, tocarse los cojones, a reflexive play on the phrase, means to just be all-out lazy. What did you do today, Cat? Pues, me he tocado los huevos (though I did write this blog!) Thanks, Buckley, Jose and Juanjo for the clarification!

Mandar cojones (huevos) – what a pain, geez

This is the newest palabra acojonuda that I’ve learned, and it’s usually employed as an interjection to express surprise. For example. Your annoying neighbor leaves his fish-ridden garbage outside your door overnight and the smell has wafted into your house. That is something that manda cojones. Or you read that the Bolsa has dropped yet again and that those clowns in the parliament still have no idea how to stop it? Well they sure do mandar cojones, right? More than anything, it’s just used as it is: Manda cojones.

They’re there somewhere….Ronda, Malaga

Sudarse los cojones – to not matter

If I ask the Novio what he’d like to eat for lunch, he sometimes answers me, a bit annoyingly, Me suda los cojones, which literally means, it makes my balls sweat. Más bien, it translates to I don’t care or it doesn’t matter. I’ve used it to tell someone to do whatever he feels like (also an eloquent, haz los que te salga de la polla, look that one up).

De los cojones – stupid (as an adjective of emphasis)

If something is bothering you, it’s athonishingly simple to add “de los cojones” to emphasize your point, such as, este calor de los cojones, this f-ing heat. It can also be used in a much more severe way, but my neighbors read this blog!

As I write this blog, Kike has started preparing his lunch. He’s bought huevas, the so-called manjar de dioses, or Gods’s treat. I was once with a vegetarian friend in the Corte Inglés supermarket when she inquired as to what exactly they were. The fish monger simply took the orangey and veiny fish part and stuck them up under a headless fish. That’s about as close to cojones as fish have got, I guess.

Any other good ones to share, Hispanophiles? Write me in the comments. This will all be useful to me when I take the DELE in a few months!

First Grade Woes (otherwise known as Camino de Santiago training)

I’ve completed my first fortnight of first grade. It’s been great – shorter days, longer patio breaks, no big surprises from kids I’ve already taught for a year. But, dios santo, am I tired!

Last Friday, while walking home as the Iberian sun was high in the sky, I was carrying two bags full of books, my computer, my purse and a very angry face. September in Sevilla is no stranger to 35º heat in the middle of the afternoon, and at that time, shade is nowhere to be found. Trying not to sweat, my normal 17-minute walk from train to casa stretched to 40 minutes, and I arrived home to my dear Nov laying on the couch in front of the air with a beer in hand.

La madre!” I exclaimed, cursing the heat, my bag and the terribly poor choice of shoes I had slipped on that morning. “I’m practically ready for the Camino with this load!”

This should probably not happen on the Camino too often, Hayley. We may never finish.

My dear guirita Hayley, another one of us Bitten-by-Spain-and-oops-we’re-still-here friends, and I have resolved to do a quick hike around the Spanish block by way of a well-worn trail in a few summers (so get your Masters finished already, woman!). This “hike,” however, is not really just a simple stroll through the woods: it’s a nearly 1000km pilgrimage across Northern Spain, ending in Santiago de Compostela, a mere stone’s throw from the camp I work at during summer months. Hayley and I have already braved the elements in raining Galicia this summer, so we should be pros. I do have a leg up on her, though: I teach small humans, and that, amigos, is training enough (famous last words).

Carrying kids = carrying a backpack

My boss, the all-great Doña María, gave me my first wrist-slapping by way of a semi-compliment. “You must have been a great secondary teacher – you’re ignoring all the whining!” Yes, I took no crap from my teenaged olivareños, but a child under the age of six needs to feel loved and secure at school. This was her way of saying I needed to be more affectionate with the kiddos, it seems, so I do the un-American thing of hugging, kissing and complimenting my young students.

My back may never be the same after teaching young learners (that, and all of those years of gymnastics and falls off beams and bars), but I look forward to the outpour of hugs. Sure, this means I have a constant cold, but when you’re ready to tear your hair out, nothing beats it. And when your boyfriend is in Somalia, is keeps your emotions afloat, too! I have kids hanging off of me like monkeys from a tree, and I enjoy (nearly) every second. And carrying all of my belongings across the Pyrenees and wind-swept plains of Spain? Pan comido. I give piggyback rides like it’s my job. Oh, yeah, it is!

Lesson Number Uno: Pack light. That pack is like your turtle shell for five weeks.

All day on my feet = all day walking

Every time Kike complains of my shoe pile, I shoot him a “must be nice to fly a plane and sit down all day” looks. As a teacher, I am up stairs, crouched down to kid-level, running after them and standing tall, exuding confidence. My feet suffer as much as my back. My feet are currently home to a broken pedicure and five blisters, something that will become commonplace on my long walk.

Portrait of a Pilgrim

Former pilgrims tell me the right kind of footwear and plenty of thick socks is the best thing you can do while preparing for the Camino. Tell me, the seño, something I don’t know.

It’s not the destination, but the journey

Call me contrite (or someone who is severely and almost detrimentally optimistic), but that age-old mantra that what leads up to the final stretch is really what matters is the daily affirmation a teacher gives herself. I have had moments where I wonder if my family really has a teaching gene, but those are far outnumbered by the times where I would like nothing more than to walk out of the classroom, through the patio and across the street for a beer. The day-to-day in elementary school can be trying. It can be mundane. It can make my head spin. But, at the end of a course, I am floored by what my kids have learned, and what they’ve taught me in return. Humility, patience and that there’s a special, secret world inside of each child.

Contemplating a hike in Cazalla de la Sierra. Photo credit: Monica Wolyneic.

Whatever happens, Hayley and I have pledged to be prepared pilgrims (I already downloaded a few stories about the journey onto my Kindle), to encourage each other, and to make it through an often grueling hike. I expect the camino to be nothing short of life-changing, though tough, but I have been reassured that the relief of seeing the twin spires of the St. James Cathedral, a site that has left me speechless on four separate occasions, makes the whole trip there really worthwhile. And really, what’s better than a low-cost, month-long trip with a friend (even if it may include blisters, sunburn, bedbugs, camping outdoors, getting lost…)? After all, it’s the journey that counts.

Have you done the Camino? Which Route? What was your reason for doing it, and how was your experience?

The emblematic seashell, symbol of the pilgrim

Happy Spaniversary to Me!

Dragging my gently worn suitcases outside, I hoisted 100 pounds of my life into to car. Four hours from that moment, after a quick lunch at Portillo’s and a long goodbye, I’d be on a plane bound for Madrid-Barajas with my grandmother, ready to reimmerse myself in Spanish life for two weeks before making a nine-month move to Seville.

Ha, what would my life be if it actually happened like that?

That, my friends, was four years ago today. That’s about 12 percent of my life, as long as I called myself a Hawkeye, twice as long as I thought I’d ever make it in the land of Sunshine and Siestas. But, here I am, quasi married, españolizada’d and just plain happy with where I’m at.

When Helen left Spain a few weeks later, after we’d spent hours on trains, long meals getting to know each other, and discovering just how many facets Iberia seems to have, she left not just Spain, but me, too. I was all alone.

I took her to the airport in Granada and cried. Where would I go from here? Well, I went to Carrefour, Spain’s closest thing to Target, and bought a comforter. This had to mean I was a real Spaniard now, right?

As I read the reactions of first timers in Spain, I like to think I hit the ground running on this whole “España” thing. When Kike and I went to a wedding and I belted out the words to an 80s song touting just how great Spain is, I received cheers, and Kike pats on the back. I love Spain, and Spain loves me right back.

McDonalds is made of skinny cows? Deep.

So, in honor of my four years in the wonderful word of Cervantes, machos, lack of tacos and people in desperate need of my native tongue (aka I have a way to earn money always), here’s four things I love about it (hint: it’s not fútbol or flamenco):

Feria

Esa semana tan emblamética…There are no words sufficient enough to describe the sight of thousands dressed in flamenco dresses, the smell of fried food and sherry (ok, and a whiff of horse poop) and the sound of lively flamenco music pouring out of striped tents. I’ve lived some of my favorite moments in the Real, a stark stretch of nothing 51 weeks of the year, and many of them have left me feeling more Spanish than American (ruffles and a big old comb stuck in your head will do that to a girl).

Andalucian Horse? Check. Flamenco dress? Check. Tall, Dark and maybe handsome? Check. Feria de El Puerto, 2010.

Food

My mother always said that food was a way to a man’s heart, employing me in the business of baked goods goddess when I was barely old enough to reach the counter. While it isn’t easy to cook in Spain with the conversion to the metric system, grabbing a tapa is as easy as walking ten meters in any direction. And, dude, do I love it all – dátiles con beicon, fabada, lentejas, gazpacho, solomillo. Since Spain has influences from around the Mediterranean and I’m the sixth member of a Spanish family, I am no longer concerned that I will whittle away to ná.

What’s more, meals in Spain are sacred. Midday grub is hearty and often lasts hours, stretching to café and then cognac. Going out for tapas is the way to be seen, be fed, and be happy – the ultimate social experiment. And Fernan Adrià has put tapas and haûte cuisine on the map in Spain, bringing fame to San Sebastian’s pintxos, Granada’s free tapas and a squealing little cochinillo in the central regions.

If you’re really daring, ask me what I eat. While I’ve never been picky, I’m certainly more adventurous (though I will never forgive my boyfriend for once feeding my pig kidney soaked in wine. Ew).

Olives, so Andalusian and so, so delicious.

Paisajes

Maybe it’s simply because Switzerland was cloudy while I was there, but I love the varied landscapes Spain bets with. As one of the most mountainous regions in all of Europe, I have no shortage of valleys, rivers, peaks and everything in between. What’s more, Andalucía, the region I call home, meets the sea – both Mediterranean and Atlantic. The North has lush, rolling hills in Santander, stark plains in Castilla La Mancha and acre after acre of sunflower fields all over the country. Train and bus rides aren’t mundane – they’re inspiring.

From Sea to…

Shining Sea (in the distance)

La manera de ser

Call me crazy, but I love Spanish people, especially Andalusians and Galicians. The way a people can be so aware of their past, so adherent to their traditions and so stuck on living la vida buena. Anyone who knew me pre-Spain knows me as wound-up, neurotic and biting off way more than even fits in my mouse. But Spain’s attitude of mañana, mañana– just plain old taking it easy – has helped me calm down and take things as they come. That foreigner’s office business? Meh, this is Spain friends. And not having a job when school started? Well, this is the way things work here.

But somehow, I think I’ve ended up just where I wanted to be. And where I was meant to, too.

I do love you, Sevilla. In an obsessive way, obviously.

You Like Me, You Really Like Me!

Esas gitanas, and my winning entry! Feria de Abril 2010

My bedroom in America is the resting place for all kinds of relics and trinkets that I’ve amassed in my 26 years. I still cherish my gymnastics ribbons and trophies, keep framed pictures of early high school memories and a ribbon commemorating my perfect tests scores in Spanish class dangles from a bulletin board above my desk. I can’t say I’ve never won anything in my life, but I recently was awarded top photo honors from a photography contest hosted by Spanish food import company, La Tienda. While in America, I typically salivate over their selection of Iberian hams and patés.

So, in the days leading up to my birthday, I wanted to surprise Bri and Meag my having as Spanish of a fiesta as I could manage: sevillanas, Spanish flag, a few choice foods, and manzanilla. Had I brought my flamenco dress with me, it likely would have been waiting on my body for Bri at the airport! But I couldn’t resist shopping La Tienda to see if there was something extra special I could buy for them.

Instead, I got sidetracked with their Spanish memories photography contest thru Facebook. I submitted and, well, forgot all about it. Tuesday, I received a message which stated that I was the winner, and my photo received more than 25 “likes” and people touting my shot of young girls in flamenco dresses against a menacing grey sky in the comments box. Sadly, the $80 gift basket will be given to a relative from mine, as they don’t ship to Spain.

But, hey! I get all of that comida goodness on a daily basis, so I will be raising a glass of wine to myself later tonight anyway. Enjoy the goods, Uncle Bob!

Have you ever won a contest? Was your prize the coolest thing ever?

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