Reason 1567 Why My Suegra is Better Than Yours

While stopping by to see my darling suegra (spanish for mother-in-law, guiri for the mom of that Spanish dude you’re dating), she commented that her bad elbow had been flaring up lately.

I asked her if it was an old injury.

She said, “Yeah, I pinched a tendon cutting jamón and it always acts up around Christmas time.”

Love that Doña Carmen.

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December 2.

When Kata came to Sevilla a few weeks ago, I inquired as to whereabouts she lived. She wrote on my Facebook wall, loud and proud, “I lived in the Disneyland of Santa Cruz.”

To me, Santa Cruz is more old-world movie set than the happiest place on Earth. Last night, Marta took me into the center so I could run some errands. Navidad is in full-swing here, and the Christmas lights have been up for weeks. Smoke from chestnut vendors curled around shoppers with their hands stuffed in their jackets and I got bags banged against me with every step.

I took a shortcut towards the bus depot through Santa Cruz. The smell of bocadillos from Las Columnas leaked out onto the rain-soaked streets. Three old ladies took me by surprise on Calle de Lope Rueda, forcing me into a menacing green door. Mist filled the street and Plaza de las Cruces, where two kids my age kissed just out of the shadow of the street light.

I lived for three years in the slightly-less Disneylandish Triana. Less tourists, more places for cheap beer. I found a great apartment right on Calle Mateos Gago in the shadow of the Giralda minaret, but am glad I decided not to live here. Would have ruined shortcuts like these.

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